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What you feared would come like an explosion, is like a whisper. What you thought was the end, the beginning."

RIP Robert Redford.

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Switch exclusively to very vague epithets, like "the pretty man laid down on the bed while his ruggedly handsome partner retrieved a bottle of oil. The delicate man shivered, imagining the feeling of his tall dark lover's thick fingers in his ass."

All the fail_fandomanon Rules and Information (and Ban Requests): https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/1076.html. The short version: no embeds, don't out people's real names, don't be that much of an asshole, body fluids are off topic, Mods reserve the right to freeze, screen, and delete the fuck out of stuff. FFA discussion covers a wide variety of topics and has a very flexible view of 'fandom' that includes politics, current events, and cooking techniques. FFA is a Choose NOT to Warn experience. Meme away.

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... who, unfamiliar with the terminology, advertises themself in terms of "big mommy milker", only to attract an all-too-likeminded fellow kinkster, the two of them sat like thirsty spider-men, nary a suckable tit between them.

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Meme, I need a reality check. If you’re going on a 5-day trip, how many pairs of underwear do you pack?

So on a two week trip I'm bringing 28 and for three weeks it's 42 or at what point do we assume I can wash them in the sink or find a laundromat?

I just bring an extra suitcase filled to the brim with underwear.

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Other posts on meme:

• Personal Issues, Off Topic Conversation, Religion, & Everything Else post (PP #31)
• Fic and WIP Post
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