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Prep & position?

Articles all lined up and lubricated...

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• Personal Issues, Off Topic Conversation, Religion, & Everything Else post (PP #31)
• Fic and WIP Post
• Book Clubs, Watchalongs, & Readalongs
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"I'd never ask an actor to do something I couldn't do - not that I'm the best actor in the world - but if I can do it, then I know that anyone I hire can do these things."

RIP Rob and Michele Reiner.

All the fail_fandomanon Rules and Information (and Ban Requests): https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/1076.html. The short version: no embeds, don't out people's real names, don't be that much of an asshole, body fluids are off topic, Mods reserve the right to freeze, screen, and delete the fuck out of stuff. FFA discussion covers a wide variety of topics and has a very flexible view of 'fandom' that includes politics, current events, and cooking techniques. FFA is a Choose NOT to Warn experience. Meme away.

Other posts on meme:

• Personal Issues, Off Topic Conversation, Religion, & Everything Else post (PP #31)
• Fic and WIP Post
• Book Clubs, Watchalongs, & Readalongs
• Prompt & fill fests: for FFA Post #1000, FFA's 10th anniversary, FFA Post #1500, & FFA Post #2000

Search

• Unofficial FFA archive & search: Dememe.info Username/password pairs are nonnie/pony, nonny/seal, or ayrt/velociraptor. As of 2025, Dememe is geoblocked for the UK.
• If you have a DW account, you can use DW's content search. Don't forget to tick the box to search in comments. You can also use FFA Rocks.

Related communities and additional resources

• New unofficial FFA wiki (archive: ffawiki_backup)
• New unofficial FFA Writers Tips & Recs wiki
• Unofficial Fyeah FFA tumblr
• Unofficial FFA recs list
• Unofficial FFA Discord Chat
• DW Blocker link & tips and now New! 2024 Updated DW Blocker Guide
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"Netflix made Alexander the Great gay."

AtG, typing furiously from a tent thousands of plethra away from Macedonia: This is bi erasure!

Hephaestion, trying to wrestle the tablet from him: There, there. (aside, to himself) Why is the Wi-Fi so good in Gandhara, gods, send a power outage.

The real reason Alexander stopped his conquests at that point? The wi-fi was so good it was impossible to keep from wanking on the internet, and he became distracted.

All the fail_fandomanon Rules and Information (and Ban Requests): https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/1076.html. The short version: no embeds, don't out people's real names, don't be that much of an asshole, body fluids are off topic, Mods reserve the right to freeze, screen, and delete the fuck out of stuff. FFA discussion covers a wide variety of topics and has a very flexible view of 'fandom' that includes politics, current events, and cooking techniques. FFA is a Choose NOT to Warn experience. Meme away.

Other posts on meme:

• Personal Issues, Off Topic Conversation, Religion, & Everything Else post (PP #31)
• Fic and WIP Post
• Book Clubs, Watchalongs, & Readalongs
• Prompt & fill fests: for FFA Post #1000, FFA's 10th anniversary, FFA Post #1500, & FFA Post #2000

Search

• Unofficial FFA archive & search: Dememe.info Username/password pairs are nonnie/pony, nonny/seal, or ayrt/velociraptor. As of 2025, Dememe is geoblocked for the UK.
• If you have a DW account, you can use DW's content search. Don't forget to tick the box to search in comments. You can also use FFA Rocks.

Related communities and additional resources

• New unofficial FFA wiki (archive: ffawiki_backup)
• New unofficial FFA Writers Tips & Recs wiki
• Unofficial Fyeah FFA tumblr
• Unofficial FFA recs list
• Unofficial FFA Discord Chat
• DW Blocker link & tips and now New! 2024 Updated DW Blocker Guide
• How to link to another account on DW or other sites. If you don't want to create a clickable link, type a backslash (\) before the @.

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(My brain just tried to pronounce that in about 5 separate ways in under a second.)

"Dammit, I have to go see a doctor, I got an infection from leaving cracker crumbs all in my pouch again."

But it's so convenient! Why pouch if not for snacks :(

All the fail_fandomanon Rules and Information (and Ban Requests): https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/1076.html. The short version: no embeds, don't out people's real names, don't be that much of an asshole, body fluids are off topic, Mods reserve the right to freeze, screen, and delete the fuck out of stuff. FFA discussion covers a wide variety of topics and has a very flexible view of 'fandom' that includes politics, current events, and cooking techniques. FFA is a Choose NOT to Warn experience. Meme away.

Other posts on meme:

• Personal Issues, Off Topic Conversation, Religion, & Everything Else post (PP #31)
• Fic and WIP Post
• Book Clubs, Watchalongs, & Readalongs
• Prompt & fill fests: for FFA Post #1000, FFA's 10th anniversary, FFA Post #1500, & FFA Post #2000

Search

• Unofficial FFA archive & search: Dememe.info Username/password pairs are nonnie/pony, nonny/seal, or ayrt/velociraptor. As of 2025, Dememe is geoblocked for the UK.
• If you have a DW account, you can use DW's content search. Don't forget to tick the box to search in comments. You can also use FFA Rocks.

Related communities and additional resources

• New unofficial FFA wiki (archive: ffawiki_backup)
• New unofficial FFA Writers Tips & Recs wiki
• Unofficial Fyeah FFA tumblr
• Unofficial FFA recs list
• Unofficial FFA Discord Chat
• DW Blocker link & tips and now New! 2024 Updated DW Blocker Guide
• How to link to another account on DW or other sites. If you don't want to create a clickable link, type a backslash (\) before the @.

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